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BT will HATE us for this one weird 5G trick

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Re: Surely ...

"I'd suggest that we connect EVERYONE up to some high voltage source where the ability to activate is controlled by near-field communications, that way the bike can zap the lorry / bus driver who is too close, the walker can do the same to the idiot on the bike that is screaming towards them or the person with their head up their mobile phone that is just about to walk into you."

Nice try...until we discover the electro-erotic masochist who GETS OFF on being shocked...

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