Re: Streetlights? What are they?
You proles! We had a street light in our village, people used to come from, well, nowhere really, to come and bask in it's modern yellow glow!
I've no idea why it was there, to light up the telephone box perhaps?
We can also get 2G. Well, in first floor rooms on one side of the house anyway. Add that to the stonking 0.8Mb DSL and we're practically in the twenty first century!
(I just checked on streetview, it's not there any more)