Re: "... idiots in Range Rovers who think they're indestructible."
"That thing is not a Land Rover - yes I know the marketing people say it is - but it is not."
The manufacturer at that time was called Land Rover, so yes it is a land rover in the same way that a Ford Mondeo is a Ford.
"Admittedly it needed a tow and a little panel beating afterwards, but occupants were fine"
Thanks to the roll cage. Which you don't tend to get in the dealership model.