Reply to post: Re: What is 'Smart'?

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

Re: What is 'Smart'?

I fear that if I am ever forced to live in a smart house I will end up with a load of self-satisfied and chatty doors, an elevator sulking in the basement, and a nutrimatic machine insisting I want a cup filled with a liquid, which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

Doffs hat (black fedora today) to the late, great Douglas Adams

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