It's a shame you didn't get a name. Apple very much pushes unwanted updates. They used to appear listed in the part that shows how much memory things take. I got fed up of deleting it so I stuck a bunch of videos there to take up space.
So now my iPad periodically asks me if it is okay for it to delete a dozen or so applications in order to download the update.
Who do I send a polite "fuck off" message to? How many times must a person say no before it is understood that no means no? I know there's an update. I do not want to install it. Thank you.