Re: Awww thats sad
1) Rubbish. All phones look very similar these days, that's what happens when designing following the concept of minimalism. The designers put on their big boy pants and stop faffing around with stupid bodywork that serves no purpose.
2) Turn off personalized ads. I seem to recall Apple advertises too, don't they? If they're not doing some sort of analytics they're not getting much for their impressions because they're poorly targeted. If they -are- ... oh dear. That would make them the same as Google.
3) This is pronounced "Nexus" (The 5X and 6P, to be specific).
4) See 1.
5) Have fun not knowing (3.5mm) jack!