MOD-PE not just MOD
MOD Procurement Executive (or Pisses Everywhere) are the jerks responsible for the jamming gun, boots and every other bit of kit used by the Services.
They could not organise a piss up in a brewery. All they are interested in is screwing suppliers out of all profit. I've overheard to MOD PE people discussing how they could screw down the price of a bit of kit costing £2000 so that the suppliers only made £10 per unit.
Don't need to say more here.