Hey, thanks for your interest in my penis and my shoes, Newt!
1. I checked again this morning. He's still there. :)
2. Having checked my closet, I do seem to have more shoes than I remember. I have a pair of boots, dress shoes, tennis shoes, two pairs of sandals and a pair of slippers. I'm not sure if 6 pairs of shoes counts as a lot, but it's more than one pair. I had forgotten about the boots and the second pair of sandals (they just cut up my feet if I try to wear them), and I can't remember the last time I used the slippers.
I did consider referring to "my dick" in the second paragraph, but thought I might try to be a bit family friendly, and thus also left off the bit about needing to "beat the bishop before he got out of hand" as well.