Reply to post: Really gotta love Mr. Flaxman for his fine prose of business speak

HP Ink COO: Sorry not sorry we bricked your otherwise totally fine printer cartridges

Schultz
WTF?

Really gotta love Mr. Flaxman for his fine prose of business speak

"...dynamic security feature..." -- You won't know what hit you, stupid consumer.

"We updated a cartridge authentication procedure in select models of HP office inkjet printers to ensure the best consumer experience..." -- Some more bilk in that cowsumer? Lets ensure there is no more bilk in that consumer.

""We will continue to use security features..." -- There should be more milk in that consumer tomorrow. Prepare the bilking machine.

"...protect the quality of our customer experience..." -- Let's find that precise level of pain where that customer coughs up some more.

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"protect its brand from infringement" -- How do I infringe the HP brand if I use a syringe to inject some extra ink into my cartridge?

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