Really gotta love Mr. Flaxman for his fine prose of business speak
"...dynamic security feature..." -- You won't know what hit you, stupid consumer.
"We updated a cartridge authentication procedure in select models of HP office inkjet printers to ensure the best consumer experience..." -- Some more bilk in that cowsumer? Lets ensure there is no more bilk in that consumer.
""We will continue to use security features..." -- There should be more milk in that consumer tomorrow. Prepare the bilking machine.
"...protect the quality of our customer experience..." -- Let's find that precise level of pain where that customer coughs up some more.
"protect its brand from infringement" -- How do I infringe the HP brand if I use a syringe to inject some extra ink into my cartridge?