Ah, yes. Canonical.
Purveyor of kitchensinkware, trying to be all things to all people in one package. The Redmond/Cupertino of the FOSS world ... and with all the same problems, for all the same reasons.
Me, I'm still sticking with Slackware. So call me a fuddy-duddy Luddite. At least I get computer work done without constantly having to fiddle with the system.