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Man accused of $180k ass-based gold smuggling scam awaits verdict

Arthur the cat Silver badge

Re: Midas touch...

Though I wouldn't want to handle the Gold when he's finished with it...

Reminds me of a story I heard from some of my less reputable friends. A guy they knew smuggled some cocaine into the country by anally inserted package, but the package leaked slightly. Not enough to be a problem for him, but the goods got contaminated. He failed to sell any of it, because absolutely nobody wanted to put it up their nose, and had to explain to the large, not easily amused money lender why he couldn't repay the debt with the considerable interest promised.

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