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Apple seeks patent for paper bag - you read that right, a paper bag

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'Every breath you take'

Just put my patent for Oxygen in at my local Patent Office. If approved, every human on this planet will have to pay a 'Breath Tax' to me, including the Fuck-Nuts at the patent office....obviously, i'm going to have to charge each individual at the Pat-Off a fee of one million pounds sterling per month....and if they can't pay....well i'm just gonna have to take their air away from them.

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