Let's work on revenge then...
El Reg should dedicate themselves to investigating Apples tax affairs and launch international public campaigns (e.g. petitions) to force extraction of additional 'billions and billions' tax dollars from their offshore coffers.
That's perfectly do-able and would be most satisfying.
Even if you only caused a minor ripple, it'd still be millions and millions.
Good luck.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
