Reply to post: Keep shrinking it grandma

IBM swings axe through staff, humming contently about cloud and AI

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Keep shrinking it grandma

If they keep shrinking the company, eventually it will be small enough to be acquired in a hostile takeover by Starbucks. Then your servers will be just as burnt and overpriced as their coffee. (oh wait, IBM equipment/services are *already&* overpriced. I guess they'll have to add the crappy burnt taste separately).

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