I know his pain
I had a biking accident where the seat broke loose while I was braking, causing me to grab the brakes instinctively which pitched me over the front. Not really sure how it happened but a couple of spokes had broken and one stabbed me in the scrotum through my shorts. Luckily not too much blood and no obvious damage to the valuables inside. I had to cycle home over 10km standing on my bike the entire way due to the broken seat, and from there drove to the emergency room. I was stitched up after an ultrasound revealed no serious damage had been done. Still have a scar if I look hard enough.