Re: Simple solution...
"I only post on the register using triple VPNs, on triple level VM's, on triple level encrypted drives, each with their own browser filled to the gubbins with other peoples cookies, thus masquerading as those poor schmucks.
I usually do this whilst sat outside your house, using your wifi."
And then you get hit with a Red Pill and it makes its way all the out to the metal. Game Over, man.