Back in my day
For years we have devalued the induction of the "new boy"!
Back in my day they were someone who did the errands and made the tea \ coffee (up to 12 people mix of coffees teas, strengths,sugars etc and God help you if you got it wrong!!).
These days ask the tattooed, pierced youth to go fetch a pencil from the stationary cupboard they look at you like you have beaten them to an inch of their life then asked them to shovel a wagon load of AOL CDs (or excrement whichever you think worse).
Where are the tea making trainees?
Why are the schools not teaching these valuable life skills?
It's a conspiracy by St@rducks and Costalotta and co !!