Have Laserjets gone out of fashion?
Those things were built better than cars... As in, you do maintenance on them only at every 100.000 miles. And after changing their repair kit you could keep going another 100k miles of paper through it.
Only some models, though.
Some had stainless steel gears in them, instead of plastic. They could chew your tie and choke you before slowing down.
Not my tie, boss' tie...