Job Security through comments
/ this is to keep the website compatible with IE8
/required for "Java VM 1.05b (overnight beta build)"
/this will resolve itself in the future. If you are reading this in the future, delete this code block
Now we play the waiting game. Whoever replaces me will 100% remove my code snippets and everything will stop working. A plan so cunning Dan Brown is probably writing a book around it now.