Re: I take objection to "Shooty McBangbang"
"Long story but whilst aiding a pair of US marines in Beirut in the eighties, they called a helicopter gunship in to take me out."
Remind me of a saying my dad told me that dates from WW2:
When the English shoot, the Germans duck.
When the Germans shoot, the English duck.
When the Americans shoot, everybody ducks...