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Behold the ROBOT RECTUM... medics' relief

Speltier

Probeur

So how is the haptic rectum programmed? By a properly instrumented sensor-- jiggly joggly and collect the data to program the feel in the haptic rectum. Indeed, one could even have remote probing so third worlders could be probed by not only local despots and rapacious (!) businesses, but also by people in in the first world.

Security? what security? All this information will be available on YouProbe....

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