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Man sues YET AGAIN for chance to marry his computer

wayward4now
Childcatcher

"Windows computers aren't marriage material because they're promiscuous, high risk of STIs, high maintanence, and are always trying to "reinvent themselves". "

Like real women? Yer Honor, I rest my case.

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