Re: Champagne Cider
"Australia *is* in the EU, I saw it on Eurovision."
An ex-colleague, recently having breakfast at a hotel, felt that he had to inform the little lad at the next table that despite what his parents were assuring him it was extremely unlikely that they would be seeing kangaroos in the wild any time soon.
According to the kid's parents it is entirely my ex-colleague's fault that Austria is not seething with a wide range of marsupials.
It really pays to turn off auto-complete when booking that overseas holiday.