Re: Do you have any tea?
Oh, my (Merkin) wife has the same problem getting coffee in the UK.
Already upset that she can't get cream in her coffee (she's taken to carrying creamer with her), with every visit Britain seems to have become increasingly espressoified, and so finding "a coffee" (i.e. filter coffee) has become an adventure.
PS to my wife Americano means "bad coffee diluted".