Reply to post: After the investigation...

UCLA shooter: I killed my prof over code theft

heyrick Silver badge

After the investigation...

...it will be determined that the student was in fact innocent. The culprit will be identified as the kitty, who shot the professor for taking too much of human's tummy scratching time, and the wife for changing to a cheaper brand of cat food.

Evidence, right here.

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