Sarah Bee to train moderatrixes
Many Reg commentards will remember with affection Ms Bee and her keen sense of propriety.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/30/moderatrix_off/
Perhaps consideration should have been given to employing her for a while as Tsarina for Decent Speech. Were she to train others in the art of moderation and imbue in them by example her wit, acuity and good taste this would bring far greater benefit than yet another set of regulations.