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Bletchley finds Hitler plain text war machine on Ebay, buys for £10

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Hitler Ah yes, ve make a little hike for, for Bideford.

Johnson (leaning over map) Oh well, you'll want the A39 then...no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

Hitler Ah! Hein...Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.

Himmler I'm sorry mein Fuhrer. I did not...(Hitler slaps him) Mein Dickie old chum.

Landlady Lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out, eh? You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you...(they don't see the joke) I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you, ha, ha, ha?

Hitler (through clenched teeth) Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.

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