Reply to post: Re: Great for accident situations!

Google to kill passwords on Android, replace 'em with 'trust scores'

DropBear
Big Brother

Re: Great for accident situations!

Relax, citizen. Your phone has been in contact with you car's network and knows the airbags have deployed. The emergency services and the police have already been notified. Do not concern yourself with practical matters now, there's no need - detailed video, driver input and instrumentation data of the last minute preceding the crash is already being reviewed by your insurance company. Cars approaching your contorted wreck are automatically warned to avoid you. Based on the slowing pulse detected by your fitness clock/bracelet you're not long for this world, so right now your phone is tactfully inquiring whether you'd like it to call a loved one...

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