Reply to post: How to get in on these scams

Theranos bins two years of test results

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How to get in on these scams

1. Get a junk MBA and some fancy PR blurb

2. Promise a brand new secret tech soon to be worth billions

3. Put up a website with pseudo-scientific/outlandish bullshit

4. Get some free interns with STEM degrees desperate for work, and prepared to lie to keep it

5. Ask the VC science-illiterate community for millions of dollars

6. Talk a load of shite promising a break thru soon

7. Ask for even more money whilst delivering nothing

8. PROFIT

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