"Don't worry though, it's only to protect the children."
Ah yes the 'children:
"We hear echoes of “What about the children?” – The eternal cry of the social and philosophical conservative, but don’t be fooled. When they say “children” they mean you. They mean the poor deluded folks that have the gall to believe or suggest anything outside the currently accepted paradigm." - EsoterX*
*I'll gladly concede he's a bit of a flake, but this quote hits the nail on the head.