KR200 bubble car
There's plenty of room in the Humber Hawk series car next to it, and with the grand total of 80hp, shagging might be the only way to alleviate the boredom of trundling along at 65mph. The Imperial had air suspension and a straight six, so at least you wouldn't make other occupants sick with the bouncing, and it could get out of its own way.
Shagging in a smart car would probably result in major dislocations or someone having to have the stick shift surgically removed..
The kind of dogging an ex was into involved fur and a tail, not the sainsburys carpark...
It's be a brilliant way to restart evolution, put a trip into the system, as soon as shagging is detected the autonomous function switches off... there'd be some funny shaped coffins...
NB: The Ford Transit and the Econoline were two totally different things thank god, Transit being made from the parts bin by engineers to be good to drive using mostly car bits, the Econoline being built using the parts bin by accountants who got kicked out of dentistry college for sadism beyond the call of duty.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
