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Rich 11 Silver badge

The wedding is more problematic. There is no known solution to this problem, short of selling the rights to Hello Magazine.

You're doing it back to front. Find a wealthy father-in-law-to-be and woo his daughters and/or sons.

If he owns a chain of garages then your turbo problems are sorted too!

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