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Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
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Re: I went to university down in Brighton...

I once had a scientologist wanting to inflict a questionnaire on me, so, being a good sport, I went along with it. Answering all the loaded questions in slowly increasing psychopath mode wasn't the only thing that got to him. I think it was the combination of my slightly too bright smile, the way I kept staring fixedly at his right ear, and developing a slight twitch in my left eye that really did it. I was careful not to overdo it, I just subtly built it up. He bolted at the end.

I had just been rehearsing a part as an insane Columbian taxi driver in a student play, so I could keep the act up all day, if needed

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