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Utah declares 'war on smut'

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Re: War on Drink

As a corollary.... "Why don't you ever invite just one Mormon to over on Sunday and watch football (NFL)?" "Because if you invite one, he'll drink up all your beer. Invite two and your beer is safe, but they'll spend the time glaring at the other one for being there.".

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