Re: Venture capitalists
I read that as vulture capitalists
If you'd ever run your own business and needed funding you'd know that VC is generally pronounced as "vulture capitalist", and that interpretation long pre-dates El Reg's existence. The bastards are notorious for having no qualms about ripping chunks of flesh off you while you're still alive, and I gather the birds can be fairly unpleasant in their feeding habits as well.