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NZ hotel bans cyclists' Lycra-clad loins

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The local cyclists used to misbehave on a certain pathway in a local park. Until, that is, enough of them learned (the hard way) that Mrs WolfFan has been known to be in that area, accompanied by Redrum the Attack Chiuhua and his BFF, Maragret Hilda the wolf. The Baroness really is a wolf. A very nice wolf, except when some idiot on a bike tries to run over another member of the pack, in this case Mrs. WolfFan or Redrum. Then she becomes quite irate. If the cyclist tried to run her over, Redrum would become quite irate, which would be worse. Redrum thinks that he's a wolf, too, and is a firm believer in not taking prisoners. Those who fail to take him seriously usually have second thoughts when the Baroness comes looking for her friend, unless they're one of the cats, the Baroness likes the cats, too, and lets them sleep on her. Redrum hates cats but can't do much about it as he's smaller than they are. This really annoys him. His being annoyed amuses the cats, but they in turn don't actually swat Redrum 'cause that would probably make the Baroness irate. The Baroness never actually bites anyone, she's a very nice wolf, much nicer than a greengrocer's daughter you may have heard of. She doesn't have to. A good look at her when she's irate tends to improve the behavior even of cyclists. Or cats.

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