That's a bit harsh. What about Tron Guy?
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/5/5/15/enhanced-buzz-24959-1336247132-3.jpg
(Don't worry, this isn't one of Mr Maynard's more revealing poses!)
Anyway, my pragmatic approach would be for the hotel to keep aside some baggy cargo shorts for any Lycra-clad men who arrive.