Like Syria, Only It Matters...
"...my landscape lighting will stop turning on and off..."
OH! GILBERT!
The pain you have had to endure. The terrible, terrible suffering. Perhaps, someday, somehow, someone will be there for you, as no one has before...
A Voice for the Unheard.
A Vigilante for the Suffering.
A Beacon of Light for the Oppressed.
WankerMan.
It's not a "W"; on Spermatozoon, it means...