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'Panama papers' came from email server hack at Mossack Fonseca

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Re: Why is it...

I once had a a big argument at a bank when I wanted to take out £5000 to pay builders. They made me fill out a form as to what i intended to spend the money on. I said that I would spend it on prostitutes, rent boys and drugs, the rest of it i would squander. They then told me that I could not put that in the form but I got my way in the end.

You know, I'm going to take up some money in those amounts, just to make sure they will have to get me to fill in those forms too. And I will fill in exactly the same because I actually hope to have that argument -loudly- in the nice, quiet hallowed halls they pull in their high level customers. I give the poor idiot less than 10 seconds before he caves (my voice is trained - let's just say that I expect this to reach well past the doors).

It'll be even more fun watching his face when I pay it back into the account 10 minutes later :).

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