Re: HOGWASH!
Valhalla sounds like more fun than heaven where there is only harp playing
Jeshua the Nazarene (aka Jesus of Nazareth for some odd reason) said (according to several Bibles in my library): "The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand". That was ~2,000 years ago, so it seems most likely he meant by "at hand" here and now. Or in the immortal words of Frank Zappa: "You'd better dig it while it's happening".
I'll leave the belief in The Afterlife to those unable to enjoy themselves in the present.