Microsoft Cognitive Services
Does this mean it's going to start insulting me and spewing racist filth all over my files?
I'll maybe believe that MS is capable of some limited form of artificial intelligence when they demonstrate some real human intelligence and design a completely coherent OS that works entirely in the interests of the users, and is not some cack-handed attempt to emulate the success of the Apple App Store on the PC platform, which should be open and free, not some bloody walled garden.
Plus, if you want telemetry data, pay for some user testing and get the data that way, not by helping yourselves to my precious bandwidth.