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Domino's trials trundling four-wheeled pizza delivery bot

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"Deployment in France"

Let's ponder the fate of the robot fleet:

1) Robot spotted by raging peasants doing peaceful protests. DESTROYED.

2) Robot arrested by cops or savagely beaten by CRS because it was "looking a bit funny". DESTROYED.

3) Robot burned by demented "students" demanding money from the government while putting fire to the university. DESTROYED!

4) Crazed leftist ATTAC% protestors see the demon of capitalism unleashed. DESTROYED!

5) Crazed unionist protestors see the precursor of the dark satanic mills reawakened. DESTROYED!

6) Entrepreneurial yoof disappear robot and sell spare parts on the grey market. RECYCLED!

7) Any generated revenue is taxed to 110% because why not. This is France. UNECONOMIC!!

8) Robot used as target practice by ISIS dudes testing their new AKMs. CHARLIEBOT!!

9) Robot probably in violation of some labor legislation or equality decree. IMPOUNDED!

10) Moroccan dealers disappear robot, which reappears in Marrakech within 24h, neatly reprogrammed. LOST!

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