Re: because he taught IT at Eton
Where, presumably, many government ministers learned all they know about IT.
Just how long does it take to teach. "IT is a series of beige boxes that do magic stuff, all managed by horrible acned oiks in short-sleeved shirts. You don't need to know how it works but it's all interwebbie digital, yah. That means it can do anything, overnight, for free. The IT oiks will say that's not true but they are oiks so ignore them. Once your IT oiks have done your bidding, and you can fire not only them but all the other non-IT oiks, freeing them up to clean your moat, collect your prize bull's semen, service your horse-faced wife, and all those other unpalatable oikish tasks."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
