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Nearly a million retail jobs will be destroyed by the march of tech, warns trade body

Lysenko

"Hiya mate! You wouldn't believe the deal we've got on Norton Antivirus.."

No need for annoyance: just ask if it can do Hyperconverged DevOps or something. That's guaranteed to bore your victim into silence - especially if (s)he actually knows what you're talking about.

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