I had a Yelp account, of course there is no visible delete option. Some time ago, after deleting my reviews, I changed the name and location and erased what I could. Today I went in and made further changes.
My headline now reads “Yelp underpays Its workers and exploits businesses”
The places for blog and website links now link to this article, and my current crush is Talia Jane.
Bet I can get the account deleted now; thanks Kieren