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US DoJ files motion to compel Apple to obey FBI iPhone crack order

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Here's what you do tim...

...tell the feds that you're going to unlock the phone. When they hand it over to you smash the twatting fuck out of it with a lump hammer! Then hand it back to the junior G-man and say "There y'go buddy, i've cracked it for ya".

Please let me know if this has helped.

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