Re: You lot don't 'code'.
Here is a little C++ program for your amusement (needs -std=c++11):
int main() { <:]()<%[](){[:>()<%}();}();}(); }
Hope that is clear enough.
Presumably very succinct..
do I do,
sudo apt-get install -std=c++11 #?
or should I just ignore your invitation to install another layer of shit to deal with the shit you wish to layer upon it?