Maybe we should start charging them rent
Dear Microsoft
I bought a computer. I also bought a licence to use your software.
However you are now forcing extra files into my computer under the guise of upgrades. These are not files that I was expecting to have to store for you and they are cluttering up my hard disk.
Surely Microsoft has many servers on which you could store your surplus files.
If, however, you persist in storing your files on my computer, I shall have to charge you a nominal storage fee of $10 per file and $10 per megabyte.
Yours sincerely
P. C. Owner
Biting the hand that feeds IT
