Reply to post: If you want an Apple product, you have to play by their rules

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If you want an Apple product, you have to play by their rules

If you want an Apple device, you have to consider the following:

- If you want the chewed apple on the back, you have to pay the Apple tax.

- You pay a lot for the product, but remember that it doesn't belong to you, it's up to Apple's judgment "how" and "if" it should work.

- Your device is not the latest technology, nor the best value for your money, but it has the chewed apple on the back, that's what everyone is using, so that's what you want since you are a sheep.

- You are not allowed to spend your money anywhere else but on Apple products, if you want your iThingy working correctly for the whole 6 months of it's lifespan.

- If your iThingy shows a malfunction, throw it away and buy a new one, fixing things is devil's works.

- Be mean to anyone daring to not use Apple products, be meaner to those showing you the truth about Apple products.

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