Re: Even their acronyms are crap. @Fihart
Didn't you just read what Mr. Carter wrote: 'Enjoy today's two minute MSFT hate responsibly'
EMET stands for "Enhanced Mitigation Experience Toolkit". El Reg author was sloppy when writing the article (hey, it's Thursday already!), but I'm sure these sort of facts won't change your mind - keep hating bro!